Saturday, August 21, 2010

a call for a universal burn-the-bible day

this is something i would never have considered, but the church group planning the universal burn the koran day has made me see how important it is.  since we know that the koran is directly responsible for the 9/11 attacks, we must also realize that the bible is responsible for all the sexual abuse of children by catholic priests.  and of course, we must realize that all christians are, by extension, child rapists.

come to think of it, it seems a shame to waste a couple of good bonfires.  let's find all the other books some among us find offensive, and track down the beleifs of those books' authors--and of course of anyone who has read the books.

if there are any books left afterwards, let's find the 10 innocent people left in the world and they can all sit down and read.  anyone checked on the bobbsey twins lately?

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