Thursday, September 16, 2010

republican governor candidates

well, the current crop of teabaggers running for senate may be politically horrifying, but at least they're good for a laugh....

my current favorites are the wannabe senators delaware and ny, and i do hope that if they get in, they work together on some sort of morals crusade...

christine o'donnell's current claim to fame is that she has been lecturing about the evils of all nonmarital sex, and has been adamant on including among the forbidden acts, masturbation [still a form of lust, she notes. in the clips they showed last night of one of her early discussions, a colleague of hers observes disapprovingly that the act 'is very selfish']

carl paledina is known for a mini-scandel in which he sent rashes of porn to everyone he knew, including apparently a lovely selection of human-animal ... interactions.

so i've been trying to work on a slogan for them.....

"Why go it alone? adopt a pet today!'

sick,i suppose--but not as sick as the prospect of either of those 2 winning the election.....

1 comment:

Ken G. said...

Four words: Get out the vote.